Crazy Lady

Yes, I know that it is not nice to make fun of people, but I really have to share with you, the attire of the crazy lady in the post office yesterday.  Well, perhaps she wasn't crazy, but someone sure as hell stole her dress sense.  This is what she was wearing, from the top down...a purple and grey tie-died long sleeved tee-shirt. Either charcoal grey or black trousers which were about 4 inches too short, not capris, just too short.  Brown slouch boots under the trousers bottoms.  Doesn't sound all that strange, is that what you think... then she had what I would consider to be a beach sarong wrapped around at old women's waist height, so almost at her ribcage and coming down almost to the bottom of the trousers, so that you only saw about 6 inches of trousers.  The sarong had drawings of fish on it in varying shades of brown.  The outfit was topped off with a (faux?) leather handbag with a studded peace sign on it.  I don't know what struck me so much about this woman's attire, but I couldn't stop staring at her. I am sure the guy behind her thought I was looking at him because he kept turning around, but I could not take my eyes off this woman!